Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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