Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
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Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
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Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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