Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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