I got chris browned last night
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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