help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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