Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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