his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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