Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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