But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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