vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
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how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
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However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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