Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
