you're like a bully in the Christmas story
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
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my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
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Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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