Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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