A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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