the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
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It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
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Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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