her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
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Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
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He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
that may or may not have been my penis.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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