The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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