I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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