We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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