okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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