My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
There are leaves in my underwear?
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