I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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