i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
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I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
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What happened to fro yo and sex?
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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