Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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