not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Floor bacon is actually really good
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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