I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
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Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
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I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
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