please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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