Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
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Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
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I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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