I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
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We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
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I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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