Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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