I hope mine doesn't look like that
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Are we still banned from the library?
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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