I bet he comes in French.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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