Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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