i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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