Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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