I swear she didn't look like that last week.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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