is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
zippers are such a cool invention
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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