It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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