Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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