woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
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We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
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Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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