he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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