hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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