hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
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You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
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BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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