it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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