gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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