i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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