It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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