Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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