things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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