Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
