try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
if only i could text you this smell
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
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Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
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You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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