Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
pop tarts are not kleenex
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it's like iHOP with fire
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
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Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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