Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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