All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
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i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
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I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.