I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
don't judge my taste in strippers
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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