So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
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this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"