have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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