Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
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Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
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My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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